GRRRRRRRR I HATE YOU 

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
10/20/2016 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE THIS THING AGAIN?

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DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:40

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What the hell is this


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:41

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Something GM? what is it?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/20/2016 at 21:41

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A 2000-whofuckingcares Traverse.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Nibby
10/20/2016 at 21:43

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A Traverse.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:43

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ODOM
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Kinja'd!!! S65 > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:44

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For some reason this post reminds me about my confidence issues, I’m not proud of that...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:44

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Gross. Worst car I ever drove was a 2009 Equinox that had been chain-smoked in. Felt like it was falling apart.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > dogisbadob
10/20/2016 at 21:45

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There is also a significant lack of a reverse gear on the display.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:45

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 21:46

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never look back...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/20/2016 at 21:46

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Well, this one has been smoked in as well. Also looks like somebody had a baby in the backseat and then crashed into everything that is possible to be crashed into.

At 50,000 miles, this thing feels like it’s dying. Loose and overly light steering, light brakes and it feels like it might rattle apart and kill me at any second.

The transmission is borked as well.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > S65
10/20/2016 at 21:47

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oookay


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > wafflesnfalafel
10/20/2016 at 21:47

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as I crash into something....


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > dogisbadob
10/20/2016 at 21:58

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Lamar Odom-ter


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 22:04

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 22:05

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Haha the Allroad insists I have no washer fluid....


Kinja'd!!! Rico > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 22:05

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whofuckingcares was the most popular trim level


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 22:10

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WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE THIS THING AGAIN?

because you touch yourself at night


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > S65
10/20/2016 at 22:13

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You’re really a Chevy with a CEL on the inside?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/20/2016 at 22:22

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So does the Roadmaster!

For a while it also insisted I had no oil or coolant, but now it’s decided those are all good.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > jkm7680
10/20/2016 at 22:52

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My in laws threw a rod on theirs at 50k miles.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 01:45

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I drove a 2013 Captiva Sport with 13,000 miles that felt like it was falling apart. It hadn’t been chain smoked in, it was just a Captiva Sport. Also, the passenger window didn’t work, the remote locks didn’t work, the sunroof didn’t fully shut, and the breaks squealed, because when you are a cheap GM crossover these are fully typical things that happen around 10,000 miles.


Kinja'd!!! JohnH3ASP > jkm7680
10/21/2016 at 21:40

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Is it American-made?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JohnH3ASP
10/21/2016 at 21:43

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Traverse


Kinja'd!!! JohnH3ASP > jkm7680
10/21/2016 at 21:44

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It’s a GM product... so that light comes on like every 3 days? Check the ignition, maybe the seat belts, or check if it still has an engine.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JohnH3ASP
10/21/2016 at 21:45

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Everything doesn’t work as intended.

Luckily, it’s not my car so I beat the shit out of it. As did everybody else who has ever driven it.... haha


Kinja'd!!! JohnH3ASP > jkm7680
10/21/2016 at 21:47

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Company car?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JohnH3ASP
10/21/2016 at 21:47

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Yup


Kinja'd!!! JohnH3ASP > jkm7680
10/21/2016 at 21:59

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Must be sucky as hell. And stinky.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JohnH3ASP
10/21/2016 at 22:05

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It sure is sucky, smells like Shitrus Febreeze and cigarettes.


Kinja'd!!! Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > jkm7680
11/09/2016 at 00:21

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I mean when I drive the Enclave its boring, but it’s not terrible.